Welcome To My Life

some random thoughts frm The New Paper to share. i found them rather funny.take it w a pinch of salt and laugh.dear readers,hope this brightens up your day...

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,you must understand him alot and love him alittle.
To be happy with a woman,you must love her alot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do but married men are alot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man hoping that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman hoping that she won't chang and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginining of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU TO GET MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to Paul at weddings, poking him in the ribs and cackling, telling him:" You're next." They stopped after he started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

posted by Boring old me @ 6/13/2005 08:14:00 PM